speedohglasses:

people who’ve never played dmmd:

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my-five-meters:

fartmin:

that sudden realization when you see someone you think you’ve met before in your past

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THAT IS NOT OKAY WE KNOW WHAT YOURE IMPLYING

sweatyeah:

This is the cutest thing!!

captain-snow-bug:

swallowbitchpeoplearestarving:

swallowbitchpeoplearestarving:

we don’t just need feminism, we need lisa simpson feminism

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The best part about the Simpsons was it was written all by educated men that wanted to be comedians but saw things wrong with the world and wanted change.

I’M GOING TO DISNEY MOTHERFUCKERS CHU CHU!
(I’ve never traveled by train before omg omg and I came to the train station in the trolley and it was the first time too :D)

estas en disney? WAAAAAAAAH pasala lindo <3 <3 <3 (y si te llaman del trabajo que no jodan jajaja)

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Bueno, mañana en la mañana salgo para allá, pero sí, ESTOY SUPER EMOCIONADA GRACIAS :D

(Y no le pienso contestar a nadie que lidien a sus chamacos ellos YO QUIEO MICKEY).
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I’M ON VACATION MOTHERFUCKERS I DIDNT GET A SINGLE CALL WHEN I WAS AT HOME FOR WORK AND NOW I GET TWO NO MOTHERFUCKERS I’M GOING TO SEE GOOFY NOT MAKING CANDY BARS AND ENTERTAINING KIDS!

yosukano:

Do you see this? This is only the beginning of the disgusting abuse this dog had to put up with. It’s not a very good picture, but the point is still there.

Anyway! On Thursday, July 17th, I went to my back door to see two strange dogs, which looked like they belonged to someone because they had collars and leashes on. But when I glanced at them, I saw that not only did I know these dogs, they’re the dogs that I lived with while I was living with my goddamn abusive ex-stepfather.

During the two years that mom and I have been away from him, THIS is the result. Mom and I TRIED to get the dogs back from him before we left the house, but he wouldn’t give them up.

Why?

BECAUSE HE “LOVED HIM”.

DOES THAT PICTURE LOOK LIKE LOVE TO YOU!? These dogs, named Will and Grace (go ahead, laugh it up) are the sweetest dogs to ever exist, and they did absolutely NOTHING to deserve this. Right now, they’re both in life-threatening condition, since they’re both so malnourished and dehydrated, and when we got them, they had patches of fur missing. 

Luckily, mom and I took them to the vet a few days ago, and they told us that right now, they have really bad skin and ear infections, and both of them have REALLY big tumors that NEED bloodwork, Grace especially. She has a HUGE mound on one of her mammary glands, which we’re sure must hurt like hell.

My mom and I have started this donation because neither of us have the money to afford the surgery needed to help these dogs, and the animal control told us that there’s a very likely chance that they’ll have to put these dogs down.

PLEASE DON’T LET THIS HAPPEN. THEY’VE DONE NOTHING TO DESERVE THIS, AND WE REALLY NEED THE HELP!!!!

The link to the donation can be found here. Please, even just a dollar will do! We really need the money, and we need it quickly! Even if you hate me, or hate my blog, or ANYTHING, don’t do it for me, do it for my dogs, please!!!!!!

PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS SO WE CAN GET THE HELP WE NEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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homosexual-titan:

homosexual-titan:

*PUNCHES A WALL* IM GONNA DRAW TODAY

*PUNCHES A WALL* I FORGOT TO DRAW

beanseller:

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team aqua is still better than team magma

partyin221b:

clearssong:

I would like a montage of all these burns please.

gasaii:

this anime made me laugh when nothing else could

WHY DO I HAVE TO DO A 3 HOURS LINE BY FEET TO GET A PERMISSION TO GO TO LOS ANGELES IF I’M ALREADY IN CALIFORNIA THIS IS RIDICULOUS I JUST WANNA GO AND SEE MICKEY.

futuredudeman:

cassbuttmcgee:

radiogrimshaw:

have you ever met someone who is like the human version of period cramps

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I think this is the first time something has conveyed to me with true clarity just how bad period cramps are.